Exxon Mobil’s $45.2 Billion in Profit

Suck it, America!

Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?

Not content to rest on its laurels, Exxon Mobil beat its 2007 record high profit for a U.S. company.  XOM posted a new U.S. record $45.22 billion in profit for 2008 on what apparently was just a shitload of revenue.

“And we would also like to thank you, America.  Because without you, the little people, our dreams could never have become reality.  Again.”

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